Inside Monarch
Welcome. You found our secret page. Frankly, most of these posts are just inside jokes here at Monarch. If you don't understand the humor, it's not you... It's us.
Overheard in one of Rick's phone calls: "I'd like to order a family size cowboy"
With the story breaking about the Verizon employee outsourcing all his work to China (story), Bryan is now going to outsource all of his work to Caleb. Caleb is going to outsource his work to James. James is going to outsource his work to Caleb's cat.
Caleb was the only one drinking Dr. Pepper in the office.
When he was gone for a year, no one touched the cans of Dr. Pepper.
Caleb can now attest that expired Dr. Pepper doesn't really bother him.

After being away from the office for an unprecedented 2 weeks (1 week of vacation and 1 week at DrupalCon Munich), I was "concerned" at the condition of my desk when I returned. Instead, I just found this great little guy looking down at me. Thanks, guys!
We are so happy to have Caleb back in September. But that doesn't mean we spent any money on office furniture.
Welcome back, Caleb!
At 6:45 am on Wednesday, June 27, smoke hides Pikes Peak and the entire Front Range from Monarch Digital's offices.
All Monarch personnel are safe, although some have been evacuated from their homes.
Monarch offices are about 2,000 feet to the East of Interstate 25 and the mandatory evacuation area.
The Waldo Canyon Fire has ravaged western Colorado Springs. Monarch's personnel are all safe and our offices are not in danger. This photo was taken at 4 pm on Saturday afternoon, June 23, 2012.
More photos: http://www.gazette.com/articles/blaze-140753-fire-side.html
If you can believe it, the inside-monarch page is in the top 20 pages viewed on this site. We work so hard on real content and this is what you read!

Bryan went on vacation and got replaced by a computer.